OUR SKATERS

blocker

Aly-Kate Contusions

Ani DiSpanko is a whip-smart blocker who uses her insane brain to target the opponents jammers next step. Like her namesake, she is multi-talented and a force to be reckoned with. At home, Spanko, is the proud mom to the prettiest pet in Michigan derby.

blocker

Ani DiSpanko

Coming back from retirement means nothing to this powerhouse skater. Skating comes naturally to her and so does blocking. She will hold jammers back with ease.

jammer

Beaver Jam

Once this skater puts the star on her head, she wont be stopped by any wall. Put her in a wall as a blocker, and she'll dam up the pack, making it nearly impossible for opponents to get through.

blocker · jammer

Blue-Eyed Bruiser

Bruiser is one of the newest additions to the Kalamazoo family. After playing junior derby for 6 years, she made her way up to the adult league. She even played for Kalamazoo's junior team! Her name doesn't lie, whether she's blocking or jamming watch out! She's a powerhouse and she's not afraid of big hits

blocker · jammer · pivot

Catch Hell

Catch (as her friends call her) is a utility skater that knows no bounds. She can do it all, and does it with a smile on her face.

blocker

Chewbackoff

Chewy is one of the fiercest blockers from the Kalamazoo Killer Beez who has now aged up to the adult leagues! You better back off before she gets the chance to bite ya!

blocker

Hagatha Christie

Hagzzzzzz may be an old, old woman at heart, but it won't be her brittle bones that break on the track. You see, the only thing she'll be breaking is the confidence of the opposing players.

blocker · jammer

Ickyy

Ickyy will have you feeling icky when you make contact with her. She may be small but she is fierce and an amazing blocker. Keep your eyes peeled or she'll knock you out!

co-captain · jammer

JG

Another Team Michigan skater who proudly wears the pink and black, JG is a unstoppable force of jamming power! Her impressive footwork is a signature of her skating style. Win or lose, when JG's playing she's always having fun.

blocker · pivot

Javelin

Jav is an OG Darlin, one of the few remaining skaters from the beginning. When she's not skating in pink and black, she rocks navy blue with Team Michigan! Off track she's the owner of Skatin' Not Hatin', a skate supply shop, and mother to one of the most BA junior skaters to roll the earth.

co-captain · jammer · blocker

Lily St Smear

Lily is an OG Darlin' who is a versatile skater and has magic hair that looks good even after she takes her helmet off. No one specializes in having fun quite like Lily, whether its dressing up, after-partying, or playing derby

blocker

Lindsey

Lindsey is one of our newest additions to KRD. Don't be fooled though, she may be new but she is strong and fierce!

pivot · jammer · blocker

Mea Chokeavich

Mea is a utility skater who exemplifies Shakespeare's quote "though she be but little, she is fierce". No matter what position she's playing, no matter how tall the opponents, Mea attacks with a ferocity that is intimidating to all who skate near her.

blocker

Neva Soba

Neva underestimate Neva. She is one of the strongest skaters out on the track and will make sure you know it. Even a retirement can't stop her! She came back stronger than ever!

pivot · jammer · blocker

One-Hit Wanda

Don't let her name confuse you, this chick is no one hit wonder. Wanda can do it all, block, pivot, and jam! Her years of playing junior roller derby show on the tack, as she is one of the most versatile players on the league.

blocker

Ophelia Plenty

Ophelia will feel any jammer coming up and will completely take control. This strong and vocal blocker can handle any jammer you throw at her

blocker

Painbow Connection

"Someday you'll feel it,

The Painbow Connection,

The jammers, the pivots,

and you!"

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When Painbow's hits connect, they will take you down and out, don't let the rainbows distract you.

blocker

Princess Harming

She may be called Princess, but this skater isn't waiting for a prince to save her. She'll hold her own on the track with fierce determination. She's also the matriarch of the Fear The Weers tribe, which includes One Hit Wanda, and Weers Waldo.

blocker

Strix

Sticks and stones may break your bones but Strix will crush your dreams! This blocker is one of a kind and can stop any jammer she wants to

jammer

Weers Waldo

Waldo's inherent ability to blend in to her surroundings, causing her to 'hide in plain sight' makes her an excellent jammer! In her red and white stripped shirt, and matching beanie, the other team simply can't pick her out of the lineup.

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Wreck-Keene Ball

Keene is a tough as nails, and sweet as candy blocker who will leave her mark on every jammer she comes across. Don't let her small stature fool you, she'll take on any skater without fear. Like her name suggests, she'll come in swinging and take out half your line in an instant.